February 2012
389 posts
Okay so I have 79 ages of unit summaries to read through today/while I’m at work tomorrow.
I have a que lined up though because I might end up going to this 18th tomorrow night but I think I’ll be too tired and yeah it’s like an hour away from home so…yeah…
Anyways time to look into what I’ll be doing for Australian Politics, Sociological Foundations and...
petewentz-:
sassygaybrendon:
peachypuke:
when i found out Australians are the only people to call mcdonalds “maccas” i was like wtf. i don’t think I’ve ever even said mcdonalds in my life it’s always “let’s go to Maccas”
hang on, people out of australia don’t call it maccas? But…. what?
we call Paul McCartney ‘Macca’ for some reason
These people are not lazy enough with their speech....
my teacher: where is your homework?
me: can i deliver it to you through interpretive dance
How people think Australians speak: G'day mate gonna throw some more shrimp on the barbie.
How Australians think Australians speak: sup cunt I'm fuckin' bored 'outta me fuckin' 'ead.
How Australians actually speak: Hey, how are you?
people on the internet: wowww you're so attractive are you single?
my parents: you're so beautiful and special who is taking you to prom?
my grandparents: i'm sure they are just lining up to date you
people at school: is that a model
i am actually perfect
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makingfriendswithsalad replied to your post: Orientation day
I HAVE A SWEDISH INTERNATIONAL STUDENT WHO’S FACE WAS CHISELED BY THE GODS
YOU MUST INTRODUCE ME TO THEM
Orientation day
Okay so my O-day basically helped me discover that there is like 20 people in my entire uni doing the same degree as me this year and that psychology has like 300 people.
Why do so many people want to do psychology?
Oh well idc because theres a hot guy in my class and I’m going to become friends with him and yeah.
Also theres this really cool looking girl with white hair and I think...
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When God made Zac Efron.
God: I'll add a tablespoon each of cute, talent and success..
God: And a dash of sexy...
God:
God:
God:
God:
God: Fuck.
We are super magic men, we stay up till 5am,...
I have my University orientation tomorrow and I kind of don’t know what to expect or what we’re going to do because it’s supposed to go for 6 hours and I’m like “fuck that” but I need to get my student card and change from HECS to full fee paying because my parents decided to be really nice and all but now they’re breathing fire down my back like dragons.
I’ve actually never been on a date with anyone.
This makes me sad.
Its better now I just don’t know how to change the background because its all white and it hurts my eyes
ichooseyouraichu replied to your post: I must have been really tired last night because I…
D: it really is boring!! change it!
IT WILL BE DONE
I must have been really tired last night because I don’t remember changing my theme but apparently I did last night and now I think it looks really shit because its the most boring thing in the history of boring.
itsandrewjay:
What the fuck?
ivanoooze:
has anyone ever stopped to think what rhianna did to make chris brown beat her
what if she dropped all his chicken nuggets on the ground or something
i’d beat her too
whoreoscopes:
doomf:
That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?
25796323689432 feet you say?
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